Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Fotos De Amor

This poem, "One Drunken dAy and Night,"is what I'd call, pure poetry in prose. Dennis has taken notes from his time in San Francisco [l968-69]He also wrote a book, "Romancing San Francisco," and put it into poetic prose. I am surpirsed he did this, but he wanted to express I think how it was in his drinking days. He used to walk the Streets of Minneapolis (as well as San Francisco), and wrote poetry and had it published walf drunk, published in the local newspapers in the early l980s [1981-83], he stopped drinkng in l984. And in the 60s, he was drunk all the time. In any case, this poetic expression and experience is very real. Perhaps now was the only time he was able to illustragte this in a moral insifhtful and brief way in words. It is vivid, and experimental for Dennis. Also today at the book store, the author and poet, E.J. Soltermann, commented on Dennis' poem in his new book, "Last Autumn and Winter," called "Night Poem, In the Minnesota Cold," he said: "That is Poetry." I know that is not much, but a powerful statement coming from someone who can judge poetry for its worth.









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Sunday, August 4, 2013

Poemas De Amor

Three Commentaries on Poetry: To understand some poetry, or poets, one must have experienced what the poet has-identical experiences; or you must be shaped like the poet-, the exceptions are from the old school of poetry-one shoe fits all (thus, understanding the theme, plot and insight of poetry becomes much easier); from the contemporary scene, you must have the same shoe size of the poet to understand where the poet is leading you, and in poetry the poet should have a destination for the reader-lest he doesn't care (and he should).




Poems about John the Apostle (Poems I, II, & III) Version en Ingles 1) To Gain Access to the Father (John the Apostle) - Poem I To make the invisible, visible (within the eyes of the mind, heart and soul) John the Apostle, the perpetual wayfarer and Theologian reveals to man: First he must form a relationship with Jesus ((the true vine) (man being the branches)) Before he gains...



Love and its attendant passions has been the favorite subject of Spanish poetry since the time of the troubadours, medieval poets who earned their keep by singing for the people at the village square or for the nobility during royal gatherings at the palace. Composers in their own right, these court poets sang about courtly love and the bittersweet pain of unattained love for an idealized woman using the jarchas, a form of love song that was actually poetry written in very short stanzas.




Here is a poem on the Satipo Jungle of Peru, we have some land in the jungle, and it is about 300-miles from the Andes, from Hauncayo, Peru, where Dennis will be going in March. He will go back for the 9th time to Peru, to the Andes, spend some time in Satipo, and then back to Lima, and then perhaps to Spain, where he was back in l997; I have been to Europe a number of times, but not to Spain, so this will be great, if we do really go, he is also talking about the Falklands, so who knows. But I'd go anywhere, anytime anyplace with him, he is one big adventure, no matter where he's at. So please enjoy his poem, I did. It is in three parts, but you do not have to wait for them,they are all here.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Love Images

The image of love and romance is very common within art and has been for many centuries, right back to the rise of the Renaissance across Italy and then the rest of Europe. Art has always been about emotion and there is no stronger emotion than love, making it an ideal subject for any painting or drawing. This powerful emotion can have negative and positive impacts on everyone's lives and as such the images and paintings created from it depict a wide range in scenes which cover for example happy couples or the loneliness of someone after a relationship breakup.




The importance of love and romance has not changed in society for hundreds of years but the way in which it has been depicted in art has. Previously, traditional art meant that paintings would be highly decorative and complex pieces which marked the renaissance and baroque periods before newer art movements came about such as the Pre-Raphaelites, where artists were encouraged to centre in on a central figure which would normally be a glamorous woman sat by herself. JW Waterhouse was loosely connected to this art movement and he created paintings such as Tristan and Isolde.

Within the modern era art movements have become far more abstract and people's choices for images and pictures of love have changed considerably, with many going for simple digital ones that get their messages across in a very unsubtle way that fits into the much faster pace of society in general. E-cards have to a certain degree taken on traditional cards as a way of getting across romantic messages to a loved one but it is highly unlikely that they will ever actually replace them because printed cards suggest more of an effort has been made and this is important when receiving any romantic messages.




We can comfortably conclude that art and love have been close partners for many centuries, with artists tapping into the power of this emotion to produce impressive and memorable paintings that have also been greatly appreciated by the art mainstream public because of their own interest in this passionate emotion. The media continue to underline the importance of love to one's personal happiness and as such so much of people's behaviour in spent in and around finding or enjoying romance in various ways. People will go to extraordinary lengths in order to achieve the important feeling of love and so it is also highly appreciated from it's inclusion with in art.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Funny Quotes

Almost everyone today seems to be stressed out due to their family or their work pressure. While stress cannot really be eliminated, you can still try to negate its effects as much as possible using funny quotes. These quotes bring you a little laughter everyday which would certainly make your day a lot more manageable. Whenever you feel under a lot of pressure, try searching for a few humorous, stupid and silly quotes and read them to yourself. You would instantly feel a lot better about yourself.

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These funny quotes would teach you to handle life with a little smile on your face. They would remind you that you should not take everything so seriously. People understand humor better than words and when words fail to describe what you feel, a good quote can sum it all up in a few words. At parties, you can break the ice and make people warm up to each other with a little dose of laughter.

With the internet, things have become easy so you would be able to find any type of funny quotes you want with just a click of the mouse.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Funny Quotes

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Perhaps the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that, while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a good laugh — and really, who isn’t? — then check out our list of the top 100 funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about those types of people as well.)A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#HSJeZRohxhRA5T8t.99 I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#HSJeZRohxhRA5T8t.99 If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.” Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say moreThere's a funny thing about love, and it's called everything. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the love quotes to prove it.

1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah

2. "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand


3. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero

6. "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt." — Henny Youngman

7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling

8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

10.  "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld

11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers

12. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx

15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen

16. "If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz

17. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." — Richard Pryor

18. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." — Chris Rock

19. "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." — Rodney Dangerfield

20. "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." — Johnny Carson

21. "My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor." — Elayne Boosler
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson


I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.

Dame Edna Everage


I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Henny Youngman


You always find things in the last place you look... unless you're stund enough to keep looking after you find them.

Anonymous


Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Joey Adams


Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

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Saturday, June 15, 2013

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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."
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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
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Parents like the idea of kids, they just don't like their kids.
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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why -- he does.
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Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
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I like children. Properly cooked.
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Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach it faster, too.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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I want to have children and I know my time is running out: I want to have them while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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You make 'em, I amuse 'em.
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Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
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I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived. (Horse Feathers)
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You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. (Horse Feathers)
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
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In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering.
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There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.
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I love kids. I was a kid myself, once.
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I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
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When my husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job.
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Your sons weren't made to like you. That's what grandchildren are for.
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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I didn’t make Dale Jr. go be a racer. The kid wanted to be a racer. I’d just as soon him be a doctor, a preacher or whatever. I’m not sure I’d want him to be a lawyer.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
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Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told to go to the yard immediately and stop bleeding on the carpet.
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When you are 12, you no longer need the parents.
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Funny Quotes

Funny quotes about life are special because there's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. These funny quotes will make you laugh and smile even when you have sad moments in your life.

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"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."

Funny quotes about life - Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Funny quotes - "Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."