The Awesome Always: Funny I Love You More Than Quotes

Funny I Love You More Than Quotes Biography

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Need something fun or funny of anything to put in my profile about swimming. I'm a year round swimmer and i just wanna have a qoute or sumin in there. Last time i had "The 12 signs of a Swimmer" but i wanna have sumin funny now. I once saw this T-Shirt that had this thing like ......
"When deciding on what sport to pick i had lots of choices....... blah blah blah blah.......... but then i knew swimming had guys in speedos!"
That would be really good if i could get rid of the blah blahs! lol! PLEASE HELP! I AM READY TO GIVE OUT A BEST ANWSER TO MY FAVORITE! <3 Hunter

"when your fingers slice through the water and your feet come off of the block, drown everybody and everything out. just imagine the one person that you love most in this world waiting for you at the end of the pool. then do it again. Go like hell. swim for everyone that you love. swim for your team. but, most importantly, swim for yourself. when your fingers touch the touch pad at the end and you look back and see your time and see that you came in first, you know that you didnt let them down. "

"Swim like no one is watching then talk to your coach."

"Swimming is a sport, everything else is just a game"

"I love you more then swimming..haha keep dreaming"

"to swim or not to swim? there is no question."

"swimmers go in hard and come out wet"

""Swimming is better than all the sports and here’s why

We kick more than SOCCER players
We bump in to more things than VOLLEYBALL players bump the ball
We yell louder than CHEERLEADERS!
We have better “uniforms” than FOOTBALL players
We can’t get yelled at by our coach for hogging the spot light like BASKETBALL players.
We dive farther and long to get to our “home plate” than BASEBALL players
We are physically and mentally stronger than HOCKEY players
We move more than DANCERS
We do more flips than GYMASITCIS people
We do more laps than RUNNERS
And thats why i SWIM"

"you know your a swimmer when your friends complain the water foutatin smells like chlorine and you think it smells like home."

"Swimming - The only sport with no half times, no substitutions, no timeouts, and you only get 1 shot for your goal."

""Swimming is the only sport in which you go from point A to point A and work like hell to get there."

""The Only Thing We Shave is Seconds!!!""

"the pool is my second home and my coach the third parent"

"when your legs hurt; kick faster, when your arms hurt;swim faster, when your lungs burn; DONT BREATH!"

"want to come in second? follow me!"

"swim cap-$2.00
goggles-$15.00
team suit-$20.00
practice suit-$5.00
drag suit-$30.00
seeing the looks on the faces of EVERY cocky kid after trying to swimm a 50- free in gym class-PRICELESS"

"3/4of the world is water..but i only need one lane to kick your ***!"

"My Element is water.
My weapon is BREASTSTROKE.
My world is Swimming."

"Losing isnt coming second it's gettin out of the pool knowing you could've done better."

"why breath when you can cut time?

"Swimmers are like T-bags...you never know how strong they are till you put them in water"

"my nightmare started when i heard "this set is gunna be fun!""

"if swimming was easy, it would be called football."

"H2O - 2 Parts Heart and 1 Part Obsession"

"You know you're a swimmer when during gym you sweat chlorine"

"u kno ur a swimmer when all u can smell is cholerine no matter where u r."

my personal fav...
"Swimmers don’t swim because it’s fun. Ask any of us, most of us hate it. But we couldn’t imagine our lives with out it. It’s part of us, its something we live for. We live for the 3 hr. practices, the team parties, the cheers, the long bus rides, the invitationals, the countless swim caps, the chlorine, the jokes the friendships, the laughs, the coaches you hate but appreciate later. We live for the way it feels when you beat the person next to you by a tenth of a second because we know how much it matters and you know those two extra laps you did in practice were worth it. We live for the way you jump every time you hear a buzzer, or the way you scream whenever you heat the gun on the 500 even though you hear it every time. We live for the workouts and the goals we set at the beginning of the season. We live for the way you become a family with your team. We live for the countless songs you sing in you rhead while swimming laps. We live for the people who scream at you even though all you hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH. We live for the competition, the friends, the practices, and for the pain. We live for the race, the sprint, the distance, the team. It’s a part of us because we’re SWIMMERS."

"Expect the best"

"Instant champion... just add water"

"Want to come in second? Follow me!"

"Butterfly n.
A swimming stroke requiring (in theory) super human strength and extraordinary co-ordination but characterized (in actuality) by randomly placed arm movements and erratic breathing patterns. Performance of this stroke is usually accompanied by incessant yelling on the part of the coach, sheer hysteria on the part of the parent and near drowning on the part of the swimmer."

"If I have but one day to live, please take me to a swim meet because they last forever."

"WARNING:
Excessive speed may result when submerged in water."

"Are you lost?
Follow me to the wall."

"Swimming
No shirt, no shoes, no problem"

"They say a person can live 5 days without water... but not when you're a swimmer"

"Swimming: the real swimsuit competition"

"Swimming is a sport. Everything else is just a game."

"The best things in life are free. Fly, back, and breast aren't bad either."

"Swimming
No time outs, no substitutions,
It's now or never."

"In the pool there is no speed limit. Slower traffic keep right."

"It's not how far you swim in practice. It's not how fast you swim in practice. It's how far you swim fast in practice."

"Seven days without swimming makes one weak."

"I lost 18 seconds on the Swim-Fast Plan"

"Is this not a reasonable place to wear a Speedo?"

"Eat my bubbles."

"If I had a dime for every time I drive to the pool..."

"I'm too sexy for a sport that requires clothing."

"Swimming is as easy as H2O"

"Have goggles, will travel."

"Nobody ever got stronger by working less."

"Soreness = success"

"If swimming were easy it would be called football."

"Chlorine: the breakfast of champions."

"H2O: One part Heart, 2 parts Obsession"

Funny Swimming Quotes
Funny swimming quotes for girls, boys and kids of all ages. Inspirational swimming quotesfrom famous swimmers and unknown authors for your T Shirt, Hope you'll enjoy our quotes collection.

The water is your friend. You don’t have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.
- Aleksandr Popov

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.
- Henry C. Link

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.
- Russian Proverb

Swimming isn’t everything, winning is.
- Mark Spitz

Seventy-five percent of our planet is water - can you swim?
- Author Unknown

What goes around comes around, just like a flip turn.
- Author Unknown

If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you.
- Bruce Lee

Swimming: From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.
- Author Unknown

Traveling to swimming meets took me beyond my small-town existence, gave me a hint of the exciting world outside of my own home.
- Esther Williams

Swimming - what real men do while boys play football.
- Author Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
- Woodrow Wilson

Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport. My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality.
- Michael Phelps

Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.
- Jerome Fleishman

Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely.
- Johnny Weissmuller

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
- Edsger Dijkstra

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
- Jack Handy

Swimming upstream in the music business is a hard thing to do.
- John Oates

Nobody cared about swimming. You could draw a crowd for basketball.
- Merlin Olsen

Water for me is so essential, like swimming.
- Nastassja Kinski

Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.
- Robert Collier

I love sailing and water sports; whether it’s water skiing, body boarding or surfing or simply swimming in the ocean.
- Karolina Kurkova

Swimming is : Being in a state of vertigo or dizziness; as, a swimming brain.
So, it’s someone’s birthday. What do you write in their card other than the proverbial “Happy Birthday?” Yawn.

Nothing works better than the gift of laughter. So spread a little joy with these funny birthday quotes and make your loved ones’ birthdays unforgettable.

These Happy Birthday quotes are guaranteed to remind ‘em of their majestic existence...

"“Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.”
"“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
"“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
"“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
"“Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.”
"“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
"“My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows.”
"“About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.”
"“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”
"“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.”

I love quotes and sayings and I know many others do too. So I’ve gathered a bunch of funny happy birthday sayings and quotes on age, just to give you a smile or two. With all that’s on your plate, I thought you’d appreciate something light…

Funny Happy Birthday Sayings

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” Author Unknown
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost
“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” Phyllis Diller
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” Bob Hope
“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” John Glenn (Astronaut)
“Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.” Children’s birthday song
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.” Ogden Nash
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” H. Prochnow
“Why was he/she born so beautiful. Why was she born at all. Because she had no say in it. No say in it at all.” Children’s birthday song
“I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.” Eva Gabor
Funny Age Sayings (Birthday or not)

“After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” Bette Midler
“The first hundred years are the hardest.” Wilson Mizner
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.” Ethel Barrymore
“Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.” Joan Rivers
“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. “ Oscar Wilde
“Pleas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind, and count each birthday with a grateful mind.” Alexander Pope
“It takes a long time to grow young.” Pablo Picasso
“Getting old ain’t for sissies.” Betty Davis
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Mark Twain
“Some people reach the age of sixty before others.” Lord Hood
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” Mark Twain
“Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” C. Joad
“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.” Maurice Chevalier
“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.” Jerry Wright
“Oh to be seventy again.” Georges Clemenceau, on seeing a pretty girl on his 80th birthday
“The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.” Pope Paul VI
“The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.” Raymond Duncan
“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.” Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” Abraham Lincoln